Top Bang Energy flavors Based on Taste, From Worst to Best
Looking for the best flavor to satisfy your taste buds? Well, you've come to the right place!
As a bartender and a food blogger who's ventured through the vast and vivacious world of energy drinks, I've come to a fizzy realization: not all Bang Energy flavors are created equal. So, I took it upon myself to sip, savor, and sort them from the "meh" to the "more, please!"
Let's be real, we've all had that one flavor that made us question our life choices, while others had us reaching for a second can. Whether you're a seasoned Bang connoisseur or a curious newbie to this explosive world of caffeine and creatine, I've got the scoop on which cans to grab and which to avoid like yesterday's protein shake.
I’m your guide on this carbonated journey, just an everyday Joe who loves a good kick of energy (and has perhaps relied on it a bit too much during those endless work marathons). So, tie your laces, adjust your taste buds, and let's dive into the colorful cosmos of Bang Energy flavors, ranked by taste, from worst to best. This list is made from the flavors which are currently available in the market.
Cheers to finding your next pick-me-up pal! 🥤✨
26. Miami Cola
Kicking things off with Miami Cola, y'all. I wanted that classic cola zing, but it was like expecting a high five and getting a limp handshake instead. Just doesn't quite pop the way you hope it would. If you're hankering for that cola kick in your energy boost, you might wanna keep looking.
25. Pina Colada
Now, who doesn't love getting caught in the rain with a good Pina Colada? But this one's more like a drizzle than a tropical storm. A bit on the synthetic side, it's missing that beachy vibe. Pineapple and coconut lovers, you've been warned!
24. Strawberry Blast
Strawberry fans, I feel ya. We crave that sweet, juicy burst, but Strawberry Blast? More like a mild breeze than a blast, if I'm honest. It's got a bit of a faux-strawberry vibe that might not jive with the real deal.
23. Power Punch
Expecting a knockout with Power Punch? Eh, it's more of a gentle nudge. Lacking that punchy oomph, it's a tad too by-the-books for a fruit punch. Adventurous palates, proceed with caution.
22. Mango Bango
Mangoes are usually a slam dunk, right? But Mango Bango dribbles a bit before it shoots. It’s lacking that ripe, juicy mango pizzazz. If you’re crazy about mangoes, this might not be your main squeeze.
21. Birthday Cake Bash
Who doesn't want to celebrate every day like it's their birthday? Well, Birthday Cake Bash throws the party, but forgets the candles. It's sweet, sure, but missing that authentic cake-y goodness. Sugar fiends, this one's for you, but it might be too sweet for the rest.
20. Black Cherry Vanilla
Aiming to be the cherry on top with a dash of vanilla smoothness, Black Cherry Vanilla doesn’t quite sundae it. It’s a little artificial, and you don't get that cherry-vanilla hug that you want in a flavor embrace.
19. Bangster Berry
You'd expect a berry bonanza with Bangster Berry, but it's more of a one-note wonder. Lacks the symphony of berries I was hoping for. Berry aficionados, you might find this one a bit too simple.
18. Lemon Drop
Lemon Drop wanted to be the main squeeze but ended up more like a light spritz. It's a bit shy on the lemony tang. If you’re into bold citrus, this might not make your lips pucker.
17. Champagne
Champagne aims for sophistication but ends up wearing sneakers to a black-tie event. It's a little too imitation for those who want the bubbly without the buzz.
16. Citrus Twist
Citrus Twist throws a few lemons and limes into the mix but doesn't fully get the party started. It's like expecting a citrus somersault and getting a cartwheel instead.
15. Frose Rose
Frose Rose tries to put the rosé in your day, but it’s not quite the garden party you hoped for. It's a bit synthetic, missing the depth of a good summer wine.
14. Cotton Candy
Cotton Candy goes all in on the sugar rush, so if you've got a sweet tooth that won't quit, you'll be all smiles. For the rest, it might be a bit like eating spoonfuls of sugar - brace yourselves!
13. Peach Mango
Peach Mango makes a promise with its sweet whispers, but it’s not quite the tropical love affair I was hoping for. It’s like expecting a sun-kissed fruit salad and getting fruit-flavored gum.
12. Purple Guava Pear
Purple Guava Pear is like that promising blind date that doesn’t quite click. A little too artificial, it’s not the fruit fusion love story we were rooting for.
11. Sour Heads
Sour Heads is like that sour candy challenge — a real test of your tangy tolerance. It's a full-on pucker-up experience, so sour lovers, get ready!
10. Purple Kiddles
Purple Kiddles is grape candy in a can, but not quite the grape escape we wanted. It’s a bit like chewing on that childhood bubblegum - nostalgic, but not quite grown-up.
9. Purple Haze
Now we’re talking! Purple Haze delivers with a mysterious fruity mix that’s got a sweet and tart twist. It's like a good jam session, hits all the right notes!
8. Blue Razz
Blue Razz is where it’s at, folks! A berry blast that’s got the sweet and the zing. It’s like the DJ that plays all your favorite tracks at the party.
7. Star Blast
Star Blast is the underdog that pleasantly surprises you. It’s like finding an extra chicken nugget in your meal - sweet, a tad tart, and satisfying.
6. Delish Strawberry Kiss
Imagine a strawberry field in a can. Delish Strawberry Kiss is like a summer fling with a baked shortcake — sweet, berry-licious, and just right.
5. Key Lime Pie
Key Lime Pie is like that vacay in a can. It's tangy, creamy, and has that just-right sweetness. It’s like the perfect slice of pie, no fork needed.
4. Candy Apple Crisp
Candy Apple Crisp is fall in a flash — sweet, a bit tart, and oh-so-cozy. It’s like that favorite sweater that never goes out of style.
3. Cherry Blade Lemonade
Cherry Blade Lemonade is the refreshing splash on a hot day. It's the cherry on top of the lemonade stand — a fruity, tart delight.
2. Rainbow Unicorn
Rainbow Unicorn is a kaleidoscope of flavor, with watermelon and bubblegum joining the party. It’s like the unicorn of the flavor world — magical and a bit mysterious.
1. Radical Skadattle
And here we are at the peak of Mt. Bang! Radical Skadattle is a citrus explosion that’s all shades of refreshing. It’s the grand finale of flavors, the main event, the citrus crown jewel!
So there you have it, my taste-trotting friends — from the meh to the wow, we’ve sipped and savored our way through the Bang Energy rainbow. Whatever your vibe, there’s a can with your name on it. So go on, grab one, and let your taste buds dance to the rhythm of Bang Energy! Cheers! 🥤✨